Crazy test: Are you crazy, paranoid, multiple personality, or obsessively crazy? What type of crazy would you be if you went crazy? Take the crazy quiz and test which kind of crazy you are. Or, maybe you're just quiz-crazy, which is why you're taking the crazy quiz in the first place. Say that five times fast and you might go crazy! And in case any of you are acutely neurotic and anxious...this test is just a joke!

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    Why did you take this quiz?

    • Because I think I might be crazy.
    • Because if I don't take five quizzes a day, the world will end.
    • Most of the voices told me to...one told me to start a fire...
    • Quizzes are fun! Ooh, look, a bird!
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    Do you have lots of friends?

    • Only my newspaper clippings
    • Just a few. They usually get annoyed with me.
    • TONS! But, they're mostly in my head.
    • I think so. I don't sit still long enough to count them.
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    What's the best thing about today?

    • I think the tap on my phone line is gone...for now...
    • I went for a walk and didn't step on any cracks!
    • The weather...no...my job...noooo...my haircut...wait, oh, we can't decide.
    • Sunshine! Sunshine! Cloud! Plane! Plane! Plane!
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    Are you crazy?

    • Are YOU crazy?
    • No! I just have a lot of weird habits.
    • I keep telling myself I'm not, but the others say I am!
    • Crazy like a fox!
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    How are you taking this quiz?

    • I've got my internet security settings on Maximum
    • I am sure to click my answers in the dead center of the circle
    • Sometimes Sally takes it, and sometimes Frank answers a question
    • Wee! This is fun...what was the question?
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    If you were an animal, you would be...

    • A turtle...I love that protective shell.
    • A flock of birds.
    • A squirrel
    • Eww...animals are dirty!!!
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    Men and women can go crazy in different ways and for different reasons. What's your situation?

    • I'm a woman.
    • I'm a man.
    • I used to be a woman, but now I don't know. I think someone stole my gender. Was it YOU?
    • I'm a man. And I'm a man, too.