Fart Quiz - What Type of Fart Are You?

Time for some grub. What'll ya have?
- Broccoli
- Eggs
- Soda
- Beans
- Cabbage
We're all for being green and help the environment, but it's hard! What is one thing that you do to be green?
- Recycle.
- Save water by showering less.
- I save energy and heat my home by lighting my farts.
- I buy all my beans, cabbage, and eggs organic.
- Honestly, I'm not green. In fact, I regularly contribute to air pollution with my...er...gas.
Which of these fart pranks have you participated in? (If more than one, pick the one you enjoyed most).
- Make fart noises with my mouth/hand.
- Make fart noises with my armpits.
- Put a whoopee cushion on someone's seat.
- Sent someone an e-fart with SendAFart.com.
- Fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner?s head.
- I've never participated in a fart prank.
Have you ever farted during one of these inappropriate moments? (If more than one, pick the most embarrassing one.)
- In an elevator.
- In bed, while getting frisky.
- In a public library.
- In church.
- While on an airplane.
- I've never farted in one of those situations.
In which of these situations would you most likely fart on purpose?
- While in the back of a police car.
- While in a swimming pool, for the bubbles.
- In my boss's office (silently), right before I leave.
- In the bathroom.
Do you think girls fart just as much as guys?
- I'm a guy, so I don't know how much girls fart.
- I think girls fart just as much as us guys.
- I think girls like me don't fart as much as guys.
- I'm a girl, and I don't think there's a difference.

Fart Quiz - What Type of Fart Are You?

What type of fart are you? Are you the silent but deadly fart, or the tear jerker fart? Find out what type of fart are you with the fart quiz!

Time for some grub. What'll ya have?

We're all for being green and help the environment, but it's hard! What is one thing that you do to be green?

Which of these fart pranks have you participated in? (If more than one, pick the one you enjoyed most).

Have you ever farted during one of these inappropriate moments? (If more than one, pick the most embarrassing one.)

In which of these situations would you most likely fart on purpose?

Do you think girls fart just as much as guys?