When the Vagina Monologues are in town, are you first in line for tickets? Do you get sick of frat boys hooting whenever you make out with a girl? Have you ever walked into a salon and said, "Give me the k.d. lang cut"? Have you ever wondered, "Am I a Lesbian?" Take the Lesbian quiz and see if there's something more to that Scarlett Johansson poster you have tacked up in your office.

Are you a man (not just a butch Lesbian)? You should take the GAY QUIZ instead!

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    The maitre d' at a restaurant tells you your table is ready and calls you "sir," you say:

    • Nothing, you wait for your boyfriend to answer
    • "Hee Hee! You mean 'miss'"
    • "Right here!"
    • Nothing, you nudge your girlfriend forward instead
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    How would you describe your hair?

    • Long and dyed
    • Faux-hawk and short
    • About mid-length and straight
    • Short, cute pixie
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    Do you smoke?

    • I don't like phallic items near my mouth...but yes. Marlboros.
    • No.
    • Sometimes, if I'm drunk.
    • Only after sex with a woman.
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    Did you experiment with girls in college?

    • At what point is it not really considered experimenting anymore?
    • Only in science class.
    • Yes...and, incidentally, I never experimented with boys...
    • If I was drunk, to get a rise out of the boys.
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    The grand canyon is...

    • A canyon carved out by the Colorado River
    • Really boring...is there a girly bar around here?
    • What does this have to do with lesbians...wait, is this sexual?
    • Mother Earth's vagina, and we must protect her
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    Which sex ARE you (not which sex do you want to be)?

    • I am woman, hear me roar.
    • I'm just a girly girl.
    • I'm a man. Really, I swear.
    • I'm a lesbian. That means I'm a woman.