Are you a loser? Not all losers are the same. This quiz will test which kind of loser you are. Discover whether you're a nerd, geek, dork, or just a plain old loser. Take the loser quiz to find out!

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    If someone called you a loser, it would be...

    • Because I'm smarter than them.
    • Because I'm obsessed with Star Wars/Star Trek/Buffy/ etc.
    • Probably 'cause THEY'RE a loser and they can't get dates/attention/party invites, etc.
    • I don't know, but my mom says she's the only friend I need
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    How do you wear your jeans?

    • Above the waist
    • At the waist
    • Below the waist
    • I only wear hypoallergenic cotton, I'm allergic to denim.
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    Your typical Friday night is spent how?

    • On a date or out with friends
    • Studying, of course
    • File sharing/downloading (or writing) a new computer program
    • Pickin' my nose
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    Have you ever owned a watch that is also a calculator?

    • Heh, yeah!
    • No, but that'd be awesome!
    • I don't wear a watch, and when someone asks, I say, "It's a hair past a freckle!" Heh!
    • Those things exist?
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    Accomplishing which of the following would make you feel proud?

    • Figuring out a complex math/science problem
    • Building my own computer
    • Burping the alphabet
    • Asking out a long-time crush
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    Complete this sentence: Dungeons and Dragons are...

    • Dungeons are real and Dragons are fictitious, though both hearken back to medieval times
    • An RPG that dorks are totally obsessed with
    • Yeah! ...the coolest thing EVER
    • What?
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    Your gender can affect whether you're a nerd, a dork, a geek, or a loser. What describes you?

    • We don't allow girls in our D&D club. Guys only, like me.
    • There are nerdy girls, too. Trust me, I am one.
    • I'm a girl, and I like computers. That doesn't make me a loser.
    • I'm a man. I just don't play sports.