When Will I Die? How Will I Die?

Which of these best describes your view of death?
- Death is scary! What the heck happens to you after?
- It's no big deal, it happens, and then that's it.
- It stinks - I don't want to miss out on what will happen in the future.
- Meh, I don't think about it much.
- Bring it on Grim Reaper! I'm not ascared a' you!
Which of these "undead" creatures would you most like to be?
- Poltergeist
- Ghoul
- Zombie
- Vampire
- Mummy
Do you trust your friends?
- No. If I turn my back on them, I'll get pranked.
- Yes, definitely.
- I'd like to think so. But you never know.
- It's ME they shouldn't trust. Ha!
Finish this sentence: Life is short...
- waaay too short.
- death is scary.
- and then you die.
- enjoy each day like it's your last.
- and it stinks.
If you were about to die, the last thought running through your head would most likely be, what?
- "I could totally freak them out if I just yelled 'boo!' right now."
- "Ah, crap...this is inconvenient..."
- "Wait, I'm not ready yet!"
- "Ouch!"
- "Eww...in a few weeks I'll be worm food!"
The thought of which of these things makes your skin crawl the LEAST?
- Watching a movie, knowing someone is going to pop out of the shadows and scare you.
- Being stuck in a tight, enclosed space.
- Not showering for days on end.
- Watching a gross guy loudly eat a bunch of your least favorite food.
- Using a gross public restroom.
Men and women each have a different life expectancy. Which are you?
- I am a man.
- I am a woman.

hen Will I Die? - How Will I Die?