Drunk Test: Am I Drunk?

You and your friends are getting ready to go out together. What are you doing?

Please answer this question.
- Watching the game, but as soon as we're all here, we can go.
- Taking a few "pregame" shots!
- Help your friends pick out their outfits and makeup
- Listening to loud music and drinking, to get pumped up.
- Picking everyone up in your car.
When you are drunk and a little out of control you are most likely to hear your friends tell you to...

Please answer this question.
- Chill out. It's not worth it.
- Ha, ha, woah, are you okay?
- Aww...you are so cute!
- No, that person isn't that hot, stop!
- I don't get out of control.
You're at the bar, but the bartender doesn't notice you, what do you do to get his attention?

Please answer this question.
- Yell. He better get over here!
- Try to lean over the bar as far as you can and flail your arms.
- Befriend the people standing next to you and get them all to try and help you out.
- Flash him.
- I patiently wait, I'm in no rush.
Which of these sounds most like your drink order?

Please answer this question.
- Pitcher of beer.
- Um, idunno... some moar drinky drinks puhleeze!
- Five cosmos for the sexiest ladies in this bar!
- A round of body shots! Me first!
- Just a soda for me, thanks.
Do you have your drunk beer goggles on? When you're drunk does the opposite sex start to look better and better?

Please answer this question.
- Yes, the girls start looking better and better, what more could a guy ask for?
- Not really, I'm a shy guy though.
- Guys aren't always hotter when I'm drunk, I'm a choosy girl.
- Everyone gets hotter! I've been known to kiss another girl when I'm drunk.
You really need to pee, but there is someone in the bathroom. What do you do?

Please answer this question.
- Bang on the door and tell them to hurry up.
- Wander around the employee area until someone points you in the right direction.
- Keep saying, "I gotta pee!" to whoever is around.
- Go outside to pee in an alley. Have your friend hold your drink.
- If there is no other bathroom, go to the bathroom in the restaurant next door.
You are most likely to drunk dial which of these people?

Please answer this question.
- Your buddy who didn't come out to tell them how lame they are.
- Everyone, including people I haven't talked to in ages.
- An ex, to tell them you miss them.
- An ex...you want to hook up.
- A cab.

Are you a drunk? Are you drunk right now? When you get drunk, do you fall all over yourself, do you shout nonsense words, or get all kinds of crazy? What kind of a drunk are you? Take the hilariously funny Drunk Test to find out what kind of a drunk you are!

Drunk Test: Am I Drunk?

Are you a drunk? Are you drunk right now? When you get drunk, do you fall all over yourself, do you shout nonsense words, or get all kinds of crazy? What kind of a drunk are you? Take the hilariously funny Drunk Test to find out what kind of a drunk you are!

You and your friends are getting ready to go out together. What are you doing?

When you are drunk and a little out of control you are most likely to hear your friends tell you to...

You're at the bar, but the bartender doesn't notice you, what do you do to get his attention?

Which of these sounds most like your drink order?

Do you have your drunk beer goggles on? When you're drunk does the opposite sex start to look better and better?

You really need to pee, but there is someone in the bathroom. What do you do?

You are most likely to drunk dial which of these people?

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